For Years I've been saying that if Fox News reported that eating doo doo could cure all health issues, people would break their necks to eat their own poop. All they had to do at Fox was get a few scientists to go on the air during a breaking news report and say they have scientifically proven that eating human feces once or twice a week would cure most health problems and I was SURE there'd be some people who would rush to the store to stock up on glad sandwich bags and jelly jars in order to stock pile their new found cure to ANYTHING that ails them. I've used this senerio a million times as an example to show how much people believe everything they see and hear on the news.
Well guess what!!! Excuse my language but this shit is TRUE!! And guess who's promoting it....some Scientist! And guess who reported the story....FOX NEWS!!!! But they've even taken it a step further. Where I said they'd tell you to eat your own poo, they're saying you have to eat other people's! LOL And I did say that people would probably be trying to figure out a way to sell it, but I was only joking......REALLY! LOL Can you see people standing on the street corners with pre packaged bags of feces hollering to passersby by...."Yo, you'll love the shit I got, it'll cure everything! I got that Good shit! Yo come check this shit out!" LOL!
It's crazy I know, and when I used it as an example I was trying to be as far feathered as I could for effect, who KNEW they would try this shit for real????
I know it's hard to believe so I've copied and pasted the story here along with a link to PROVE it was actually reported on Fox News. I guess the old saying "eat shit and die" is loooong gone. LOL Who KNEW???? Really, who knew it would actually come to this? LOL Aye if you're grossed out, don't blame me, blame those scientists along with Fox News! I always TOLD ya'll they were no damn good!
Here's the story....
Scientists Treat Hospital Infection With 'Fecal Transplant'
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Once a year, every year, Professor Thomas Borody receives a single-stem rose from one of his most grateful patients. She is, he says, thanking him for restoring her bowel flora.
It's a distasteful cure for a problem that's increasingly widespread: the Clostridium difficile bug, typically caught by patients in hospitals and nursing homes, can be hard to treat with antibiotics.
But Borody is one of a group of scientists who believe the answer is a fecal transplant.
Some jokily call it a "transpoosion." Others have more sciencey names like "bacteriotherapy" or "stool infusion therapy." But the process involves, frankly, replacing a person's poo with someone else's, and in the process, giving them back the "good" bugs they desperately need.
Borody's grateful patient, Coralie Muddell, suffered months of chronic diarrhea so bad she would often embarrass herself in public, and had even stopped eating to try to halt the flow.
With rates of hospital-acquired C.difficile infection rising in the United States, Europe and other parts of the world, that could save lives as well as reducing expensive days of extra care. "There's rising recognition of how effective this is," Borody, a Sydney-based gastroenterologist, told Reuters.
YUCK FACTOR
There's little doubt this treatment has an image problem. Feces, including important bowel flora, is transferred from a volunteer donor – screened to limit possible other infections – into the colon of the infected patient. The treatment can be administered by a colonoscope or an enema, or by the mouth or the nose.
"I used to be frowned upon and called 'the doctor who makes people eat s---'," says Borody, whose scientific papers have included such titles as "Flora Power" and "Toying with Human Motions."
Alex Khoruts, a gastroenterologist at the University of Minnesota Medical School in the United States, agrees that the science is not to be sniffed at. "The data are very strong," he said in a telephone interview. "There is no question that it works."
Khoruts published a study in the Journal of Clinical Gastroenterology in 2009 that showed a single infusion of feces reversed the absence of bacteroides – a group of bacteria vital to the body's ability to withstand infections with C.difficile.
Khoruts often sees patients who have taken course after course of antibiotics. As soon as the treatment stops, the infection returns. It doesn't take much for these sufferers to listen to a new treatment idea, even if it involves feces.
"The patients I see don't have any qualms about it," he says. "By the time I see them, they've often been sick for anywhere from six months to two years, so they're quite desperate. Nothing really scares them."
The main aim, he says, is to keep the poo pure.
"What we try to do is preserve it as close as possible to how it was in the donor. There's no in-between culture or enrichment. We want to transfer as much as we can intact."
The donor feces is filtered to remove some larger particles and then "simply goes through a blender," says Khoruts, with a saline solution to liquefy it before it is administered.
He favors methods which avoid going in through the mouth or the nose, which he says may make patients gag.
Borody's clinic, at the Center for Digestive Diseases in New South Wales, acknowledges that using a nasojejunal tube – which goes in through the nose, down the throat and into the stomach – is not the most attractive method, but argues it is the most reliable way of killing the C.difficile bug and its spores once and for all.
C. DIFFICILE ON THE RISE
Repellent as fecal transplants may seem, if C.difficile trends continue, demand could rise rapidly.
A Europe-wide study published in The Lancet late last year found the incidence of C.difficile infections in hospitals in the region had risen to 4.1 per 10,000 patient days in 2008 from 2.45 per 10,000 patient days in 2005.
A Europe-wide study published in The Lancet late last year found the incidence of C.difficile infections in hospitals in the region had risen to 4.1 per 10,000 patient days in 2008 from 2.45 per 10,000 patient days in 2005.
The infections can have a range of consequences, from severe diarrhea to blood poisoning, colitis and death.
A 2008 report from the Association for Professionals in Infection Control and Epidemiology (APIC) found that on any single day in U.S. hospitals, there could be 7,000 infections with C.difficile and up to 300 deaths.
The most commonly used antibiotic for C.difficile is metronidazole, and some more severe forms are treated with vancomycin, traditionally seen as the antibiotic of last resort. Like other bacteria, C.difficile can develop resistance to vancomycin, giving it "superbug" or multi-drug-resistant traits that make treatment extremely difficult or impossible.
Khoruts cites data from 1958, when some of the first scientific papers on the use of fecal transplants were published. That showed the death rate for patients with a type of infection called fulminant C.difficile colitis was 75 percent.
"Then if you go forward to 2010 – 52 years later, with the best current medical care and new antibiotics – the mortality is still 50 percent," he says. "So we really can't say standard medicine has done that well in 50 years."
"POO IS THE ONLY ANSWER"
Khoruts now fears that unless the medical establishment embraces the technique, "the majority of people who could benefit from this procedure are not going to get it." Borody says "poo is the only answer." So why is it not catching on?
Scientific literature over half a century has documented the use of fecal transplants, but the technique has remained on the fringes of medicine. Some experts say a lack of robust trial data may be holding people back – as well as the obvious and natural aversion to feces as a medicinal product.
To try to address this, a team of specialists in The Netherlands is recruiting around 100 sick and healthy people into a randomized controlled trial – considered the gold standard in science – to see if the method can be proven.
Although the study is still under way, Ed Kuijper of the Leiden University Medical Center, one of those working on it, says the early signs are that fecal transplants will be shown to be effective in patients with recurrent, or relapsing C.difficile infections.
Tackling the image problem is more challenging; but both Khoruts and Kuijper say scientists are "not very far away" from being able develop a kind of artificial feces that might help.
This laboratory-grown poo would be like a super pro-biotic, they say, but more powerful by far than any yoghurt drink you can buy in a supermarket. It would have the qualities of donor poo without the marketing issues.
"It would be a good idea if synthetic poo would work," says Borody. But he has doubts – and until he sees some good results with artificial feces, he's sticking with the real thing. "We'd like to get away from poo, but it works the best."
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